Michael volunteers to be the joker, Brown doesn't want the person who was the original offender in the same position. Michael complains to the camera how Chris Rock can do a hilarious routine that makes everyone laugh, but he gets in trouble from corporate when he does the same routine. He goes on to explain that almost everyone wrote down the same incident and asks if everyone is familiar with the Chris Rock routine. Brown, Michael thinks it's a trick to see if he will call a black man Mr. The representative attempts to take control again from Michael who asks his name. Dwight asks that they don't do anything involving gays. He explains that he asked each of them to write down an incident that offended them. He asks Michael for permission to run this session himself and suggests it would be easier if Michael sits down. The representative does not think that's a good start. Dwight claims he's attracted to whites and Indians. Then Michael decides everyone should go around and name an ethnicity that he or she finds sexually attractive. That's just fighting ignorance with more ignorance. The representative explains that's not the point here. When the meeting begins, Michael tries to take over by talking about how he doesn't even see Stanley as a black man. Jim has made contact with his client just in time for Michael to order him into the meeting. He makes sure to walk out at the same time as the other man and make a point of singling out Oscar Martinez as a friend of his. While Pam plays freecell, Michael walks out of his office, then backs up when he sees the corporate representative is heading out of the conference room. He brings a small bottle of champagne to the office with him to celebrate.
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Jim explains to the camera that this client makes up 25% of his commission each year. In retaliation, Dwight disconnects Jim's phone call. Jim is trying to make a sales call when Dwight begins noisily shredding paper. But Michael still believes it's very important. Corporate mandated it without Michael having to talk to them about it, though. Michael claims that he's wanted this for a while. Michael explains in his talking head that it's Diversity Day and that a guest speaker is at Dunder Mifflin Scranton to talk about diversity in the workplace.